It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
FAQ Section
Why did the computer go to therapy?
What's a programmer's favorite snack?
Chips and Code!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware issue!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Light attracts bugs!
How does a computer catch a cold?
It gets a bit too close to the Windows!
Why did the developer break up with Git?
It couldn't commit!
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it!
Why did the coder stay in school forever?
He just couldn't get enough classes!